One day I was strolling
And rolling through the park
I just kept on walking
Until after dark

I was a lone ranger
No one helped load my gun
I was thinking bout my friends
Realized there are none

Chorus:
If only I had one
I could have some fun
It would be the best
But I'm friendless

If I had a friend
My life would be complete
But I'm not that fortunate
And I cry when I'm asleep

I would like someone
To share in my defeat
I wouldn't be alone
I could keep the beat

(Chorus)